Skip to product information
1 of 16

The Perpetually Late Show Undated Standard Planner

Write a review
| Ask a question
Regular price $33.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $33.99 USD
Sale Sold out

You know, in Brazil it's actually considered rude to show up on time. So get off our backs, dad.

This vintage-inspired, cloth-bound daily planner by Brass Monkey is technically undated...but that's really selling it short. It's more like...'un-yeared.' See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia.

With knowledge like this, you'll be the life of the party that you probably didn't want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year, and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life.

- Inspired by vintage library books. You remember what those are, right?

- Features a cloth-bound cover with embossed 'The Perpetually Late Show'artwork.

- Filled with 366 days (336 pages) of random holidays, trivia, and humor.

- Measures 6 wide by 9 tall (and .9 thick, if you're curious)

- Includes an attached bookmark to help you pick up where you left off.

- The full-sized counterpart of our mini-planner.

- Artist: Brass Monkey

Shipping Policy

Free Front door delivery within the US. Outside USA: Promo Flat Rate Shipping Fee: 25$ per order, excluding furniture. Learn More.

Return and Refund Policy

Hassle Free Returns

You can return eligible items within 30 days of receiving an order. All orders outside The contiguous United States, subscription boxes, furniture, sales, and made-to-order items are FINAL SALE, and are not eligible for a return. Learn More.

Need Help?

Check out our FAQ.

For additional help, please don't hesitate to chat with us via messanger or Email Us. We will get back to you within 24 to 48 hours.

Curated for Bold, Unique, and Unapologetic You

We celebrate the art of maximalism, offering an eclectic mix of vibrant colors, intricate patterns, and statement pieces that transform your space into a true reflection of your personality.

Each item in this collection is thoughtfully selected to inspire and empower you to live boldly and unapologetically.

Reflects your fearless individuality with Maia Homes.

Learn More about Us
1 of 4